Throughout the years it seem the average movie watcher tends to watch movies featuring their favorite actor or actress. Recently however there has been a resurgence of cinema-files who watch movies for who directs them. Many times this serves as a better barometer for whether or not the movie is going to be placed in the upper echelons of movie history or be banished to obscurity. Greats like Spielberg, Scorsese and Kubrick have all but mastered cinema while others, in my humble opinion should just quit while they're ahead. Listed below are not what I consider the worst directors ever, far from it. I simply feel these particular movie makers have reached a level of acclaim that seems undeserved.


4. Michael Bay: How this shallow self-absorbed spendthrift of a human being managed to make movies for so long is beyond me. Every time I watch a Michael Bay film in theaters I feel like I had just been tricked. Entice me with flashy cars, explosions and one liners will you? Masters of the action packed like James Cameron and Michael Mann manage to blend special effects, character development and humor or lacking that seamless editing into their movies but Michael Bay seems to throw the spaghetti to the wall to see what sticks. "Are you impressed yet?" No not really.
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2. Wes Anderson: Pretensions abound in Wes Anderson movies as every character with lines does something cooky on screen to get attention. Fans of Anderson will point to the subtle humor, sympathetic characters and gentle cinematography as the labor of their love. There is nothing subtle about the humor, its just deadpan and bone dry which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but you can't fill 88+ minutes of screen time with just that. The characters aren't sympathetic, they're misanthropic and as for the cinematography...Anderson's movies look more like 70's porno than high art.
1. Quentin Tarantino: Every time I see a Tarantino film being advertised I get excited. In the trailers they look action packed, fun and very very bloody. As a movie buff I can appreciate his genre bending style, taking a host of opposing influences he seems to have just drawn out of a hat and mixing them together to see what happens. As I walk out of the theatre out 7 bucks and bloated from the popcorn, I feel a woebegone sense of dissatisfaction. Tarantino is the only director I know that can take a great idea and bore me to tears with it. Asinine segments of dialogue punctuated by flashes of violence isn't my idea of a good time. Take the highly lauded Inglorious

OH MY GOD! Excellent choices! I couldn't have picked them better myself! XD
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